DarkMeekio

Supposedly. Well, since I'm assuming I'll be saved, I'm prepared to murder countless people simply because I hate a lot of people.

And on a more distressing note; Robert Pattinson is beating Robert Downey Jr for celeb of the year. C'mon you two or three people who casually stalk me. We can't let this happen: ca.eonline.com/news/371703/rob…

My cat's lying on my arm. It's falling asleep and making it harder to type this essay.

That is all.

(And I haven't slept since... I forget...)

Step 1) Prepare information on the topic
Step 2) Write out a general summary
Step 3) Highlight key points in summary for easy access
Step 4) Ask mother if she'd time it to make sure I was close to designated length
Step 5) Cry before practice
Step 6) Stutter and cry through practice
Step 7) Cry after practice
Step 8) Vomit
Step 9) Get ready for real presentation
Step 10) Hyperventilate
Step 11) Dread presentation while others are presenting
Step 12) Feel inadequate
Step 13) Have panic attack
Step 14) Compose self for presentation
Step 15) Try not to cry or vomit while presenting *Pro tip: Don't hold paper if you're shaking.*
Step 16) Finish presentation much before the designated time
Step 17) Run from room
Step 18) Vomit
Step 19) Shake for rest of day
Step 20) Repeat

After a week of having the muscles along my shoulder blades twitch almost constantly, I have been forced to conclude that on December 21, I will sprout wings and become an angel. This means a couple things.

1) I shall save the educated of the Internet. If you're reading this, feel grateful for your imminent salvation.

2) I hate people. I shall wipe out the uninformed and lemming-like people of society.

You're welcome.




(I don't actually think anything will happen on the 21st, but it's a nice thought to make this twitching bearable.)

My body is ready.